thedailywhat:

Literal Music Video of the Day: Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” gets the literal lyrics treatment, courtesy of DASjr (of Literal Total Eclipse of the Heart fame).

[hyst.]

These are so stupid, but I can’t get enough.

nickdouglas:

Zordon is a Racist - CollegeHumor

Ohhhh Power Rangers.

Mighty Morphin’ Racially Profiled Rangers GO!

“Empire State, Part 2” by: Alicia Keys Ft. Jay-Z Stephen Colbert

thedailywhat:

Watchmascots.
“Jack’s Journal. Nov. 12, 1985: Discarded cup in alley this morning, tire tread on burst straw. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of ketchup and when the drains finally crust over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their grease and soda will foam up about their waists, and all the pigs and gluttons will look up and shout, ‘Feed us!’
And I’ll whisper, ‘No.’”
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Rorschach? or RorJack?: The WATCHMEN and fast food mascots fried together.

thedailywhat:

Watchmascots.

“Jack’s Journal. Nov. 12, 1985: Discarded cup in alley this morning, tire tread on burst straw. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of ketchup and when the drains finally crust over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their grease and soda will foam up about their waists, and all the pigs and gluttons will look up and shout, ‘Feed us!’

And I’ll whisper, ‘No.’”

[via.]

Rorschach? or RorJack?: The WATCHMEN and fast food mascots fried together.

thedailywhat:

This Is Nerdy, You Should Watch It of the Day: By far the best bearded, typography-themed Lady Gaga song parody you’ll hear today, guaranteed.

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Outrageously Pointless

Reagan would be turning in his grave if he saw this.

Big Tempin’: A look into my not so distant future

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 looks so real.

DirecTV Hires More Dead Celebrity Spokesmen (via TheLandline)