I knew it.
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Eli’s Dirty Jokes Holiday Special: It’s about a bike, a horse, and a cop.
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Watchmascots.
“Jack’s Journal. Nov. 12, 1985: Discarded cup in alley this morning, tire tread on burst straw. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of ketchup and when the drains finally crust over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their grease and soda will foam up about their waists, and all the pigs and gluttons will look up and shout, ‘Feed us!’
And I’ll whisper, ‘No.’”
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Rorschach? or RorJack?: The WATCHMEN and fast food mascots fried together.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuglkl168Y1qzpwi0o1_250.png)
“Jack’s Journal. Nov. 12, 1985: Discarded cup in alley this morning, tire tread on burst straw. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of ketchup and when the drains finally crust over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their grease and soda will foam up about their waists, and all the pigs and gluttons will look up and shout, ‘Feed us!’
And I’ll whisper, ‘No.’”
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Rorschach? or RorJack?: The WATCHMEN and fast food mascots fried together.
Something about this light bulb guy and Cal Ripken, I don’t know. Enjoy.
Adventure Time = WTF
A bear, a cloud, and God walk into… (via dbmcnamara)
Spongebob Scarepants
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Forensic Reconstruction of the Day: Seeing a particularly skilled forensic artist’s rendering of a deceased person’s features using only his skull for reference inspired David Friedman @ Ironic Sans to enlist his wife’s assistance in the forensic reconstruction of some famous fictional skulls, namely Skeletor, Manuel Calavera, and Jack Skellington.
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I understand now why they’re dead.](http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krry5mfyFu1qzpwi0o1_r1_250.jpg)
Forensic Reconstruction of the Day: Seeing a particularly skilled forensic artist’s rendering of a deceased person’s features using only his skull for reference inspired David Friedman @ Ironic Sans to enlist his wife’s assistance in the forensic reconstruction of some famous fictional skulls, namely Skeletor, Manuel Calavera, and Jack Skellington.
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I understand now why they’re dead.
Body Massage (via EnochLight)
That’s why I never liked Popeye. via www.tofslie.com
