It’s random goodness all the time. Twitter: @lorenmorris Submit something funny here. You could win a car, but probably not. Tumblr (3.0; @motherbacon)http://motherbacon.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/aH5luzbpSJQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/aH5luzbpSJQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Look at these stupid white people eating dinner with a bear.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/449556524http://motherbacon.com/post/449556524Mon, 15 Mar 2010 00:53:40 -0700bearwtfdead<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/j0HEZel0Aq4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/j0HEZel0Aq4&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Yeah, I don’t get it either.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/443675740http://motherbacon.com/post/443675740Fri, 12 Mar 2010 10:15:22 -0800commercialjapanfoodwtfvideotelevision<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3ni5h5xw1qzrj1to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just so everyone knows, Lifetime movies are available on Hulu. Who’s excited? Please don’t answer that?</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/440434733http://motherbacon.com/post/440434733Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:08:29 -0800lifetimehulumovies<p><a href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/434252463/the-host-of-vh1s-flavor-of-love-charm-school-has-an">funnyordie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://thatisawesome.tumblr.com/">thatisawesome</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://motherbacon.com/post/434254301http://motherbacon.com/post/434254301Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:35:28 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eSMeUPFjQHc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eSMeUPFjQHc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I would like to thank Adult Swim’s <a href="http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html">Robot Unicorn Attack</a> flash game for turning me onto this song. The video is just as…<i>amazing</i>. HARmony! HARmony!</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/433366696http://motherbacon.com/post/433366696Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:51:56 -0800erasuremusicvideo[adultswim]Robot Unicorn Attackwtfterrible<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3sYVLHwf7JQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3sYVLHwf7JQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>It’s a Michael Jackson morning.</p> <p>I wish I had half the energy she has in the morning.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/433204181http://motherbacon.com/post/433204181Sun, 07 Mar 2010 14:25:29 -0800Michael Jacksonmorningvideo<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kywlrhaNKH1qzrj1to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>South African Airline reveals all. I’m a sucker for green.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/432048719http://motherbacon.com/post/432048719Sun, 07 Mar 2010 00:47:41 -0800airplanedesigngreenphoto<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1929453&fullscreen=1" width="400" height="225"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" quality="best" value="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1929453&fullscreen=1" /><embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1929453&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="225" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Tim Burton’s Secret Formula.</b></p>http://motherbacon.com/post/426895717http://motherbacon.com/post/426895717Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:08:05 -0800tim burtonmoviescomedy<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_EyI4p0yjDQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_EyI4p0yjDQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EyI4p0yjDQ">Sigur Ros - Hoppipolla</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/Norcinu">Norcinu</a>)</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/425893403http://motherbacon.com/post/425893403Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:10:47 -0800sigur rosmusicvideo<object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.xtranormal.com/site_media/players/jwplayer.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="flashvars" value="height=390&width=480&file=http://newvideos.xtranormal.com/standard/feb181d0-24f7-11df-a707-003048d6740d_7_standard_medium-flv.flv&image=http://newvideos.xtranormal.com/standard/feb181d0-24f7-11df-a707-003048d6740d_7_standard_poster.jpg&link=http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6196107&searchbar=false&autostart=false" /><embed src="http://www.xtranormal.com/site_media/players/jwplayer.swf" width="400" height="325" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="height=390&width=480&file=http://newvideos.xtranormal.com/standard/feb181d0-24f7-11df-a707-003048d6740d_7_standard_medium-flv.flv&image=http://newvideos.xtranormal.com/standard/feb181d0-24f7-11df-a707-003048d6740d_7_standard_poster.jpg&link=http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6196107&searchbar=false&autostart=false"></embed></object><object width="400" height="325"><param name="movie" value="http://www.xtranormal.com/site_media/players/embedded-xnl-stats.swf" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.xtranormal.com/site_media/players/embedded-xnl-stats.swf" width="1" height="1" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>So there is this video site called Xtra Normal and you can make animations of written text. I decided to try it out. This is what I created.</p> <p>Btw, Mark Hunting is a douchebag friend of mine. I thought it was appropriate to put him in this.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/419413556http://motherbacon.com/post/419413556Sun, 28 Feb 2010 22:52:50 -0800animationdirty jokextra normal<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vtszl02JtN0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vtszl02JtN0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtszl02JtN0&feature=player_embedded">Tuna Fish</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/rangoononline">rangoononline</a>)</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/419313215http://motherbacon.com/post/419313215Sun, 28 Feb 2010 21:49:07 -0800<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="270" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9657510&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9657510&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9657510&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="270"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job premieres tonight. Get ready.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/419231735http://motherbacon.com/post/419231735Sun, 28 Feb 2010 21:04:11 -0800tvadult swimwtf<p><a href="http://hunsonisgroovy.com/post/419183879">hunsonisgroovy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Things to consider:</p> <ul> <li>No commercials</li> <li>Every time you turn on the TV, it will be your show</li> <li>1 New episodes will run daily</li> <li>No TiVo or watching online</li> <li>Complicated shows with lots of side stories</li> </ul> <p>I choose: <b>THE SIMPSONS</b></p> </blockquote> <p>I choose: <b>HEROES</b></p> <p>Not because it’s my favorite show, but because there are a lot of different characters.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/419207783http://motherbacon.com/post/419207783Sun, 28 Feb 2010 20:52:20 -0800tv showsquestion<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyjt0mSbvC1qzrj1to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Reality.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/417378406http://motherbacon.com/post/417378406Sun, 28 Feb 2010 02:55:00 -0800technologyphoto<p>I’m considering a day where I (and numerous others) celebrate the typeface Papyrus.</p> <p>I don’t have the details worked out, but I think cake will be involved.</p> <p>Is anyone in?</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/417362661http://motherbacon.com/post/417362661Sun, 28 Feb 2010 02:39:23 -0800papyrusholidayquestiontypeface<object width="400" height="333" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_a80de1d6be"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=a80de1d6be" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed width="400" height="333" flashvars="key=a80de1d6be" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_a80de1d6be" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Human Giant</b>. I love smartass humor.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/416716219http://motherbacon.com/post/416716219Sat, 27 Feb 2010 19:39:00 -0800human giantmtvtvsketch<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyht1f8TeU1qzrj1to1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hilarious shirt tonight at <a target="_blank" href="http://shirt.woot.com">Shirt Woot!</a></p>http://motherbacon.com/post/415078009http://motherbacon.com/post/415078009Sat, 27 Feb 2010 01:00:51 -0800shirtwootstar wars<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyhsv3V2Yt1qzs431.jpg"/></p> <p>Supposedly, Joss Whedon is this <i>amazing</i> person who creates <i>amazing </i>things, but why is he so <i>amazing</i> if his shows keep getting canceled?</p> <p>Send your hate mail to someone.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/415074348http://motherbacon.com/post/415074348Sat, 27 Feb 2010 00:57:18 -0800television<a href="http://www.adultswim.com/promos/bkbuns2010/index.html">Adult Swim's New Shows and they're all awesome</a>http://motherbacon.com/post/411614042http://motherbacon.com/post/411614042Thu, 25 Feb 2010 11:38:29 -0800adult swimtelevision<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyev1qyaT31qzrj1to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://alexmerto.com/#258162/Effing-Typeface"><b>Effing Typeface.</b></a></p>http://motherbacon.com/post/411549515http://motherbacon.com/post/411549515Thu, 25 Feb 2010 10:51:25 -0800typefacefontdesigndirtywtf