It’s random goodness all the time. Twitter: @lorenmorris Submit something funny here. You could win a car, but probably not. Tumblr (3.0; @motherbacon)http://motherbacon.com/<embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/3449104/natures_wonders.swf" width="400" height="300" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed><br/><br/><p>Brings new meaning to “Freak of Nature.” (via <a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3449104/deer_outdoors/">Metacafe</a>)</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/379514743http://motherbacon.com/post/379514743Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:20:00 -0800animalmakeupwtf<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hHM6G9_SWuo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hHM6G9_SWuo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/378629920/look-at-this-fucking-dog-video-of-the-day-if">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Look At This Fucking Dog Video of the Day:</b> If these human-armed dog videos ever stop being funny we might as well pull the plug on the whole damn Internet because what is it all for?</p> <p>[<a href="http://j-walkblog.com/index.php?/weblog/posts/human_dogs/">j-walk</a>.]</p> </blockquote> <p>Gets me every time.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/378794799http://motherbacon.com/post/378794799Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:00:31 -0800dogphonewtf<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ltagfe6c7vo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ltagfe6c7vo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/375246500/epic-prank-of-the-day-so-simple-so-evil-so-so">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Epic Prank of the Day:</b> So simple. So evil. So, so funny.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.b3ta.com/links/427912">b3ta</a>.]</p> </blockquote> <p>Makes me wish my ceilings were shorter.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/375830828http://motherbacon.com/post/375830828Sun, 07 Feb 2010 01:50:08 -0800prank<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxcwomWmuw1qztscyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://crazyfishor.tumblr.com/post/371960794/imgur-the-simple-image-sharer-upload-and-host">crazyfishor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://imgur.com/uvMMz">imgur: The Simple Image Sharer | Upload and Host an Image</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Someone should win an award for this.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/372097237http://motherbacon.com/post/372097237Fri, 05 Feb 2010 01:28:58 -0800hairwtfmustache<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxc1stb10V1qzrj1to1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35237286/ns/business-consumer_news/?GT1=43001">After 40 years, Heinz revamps ketchup packets</a></p>http://motherbacon.com/post/370954384http://motherbacon.com/post/370954384Thu, 04 Feb 2010 11:50:53 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4_pS46YRMIQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4_pS46YRMIQ&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Hypnotic. Imagine Napoleon Dynamtie + South Africans. (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/ougibbons">ougibbons</a>)</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/370093109http://motherbacon.com/post/370093109Wed, 03 Feb 2010 21:43:36 -0800musicwtf<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx8616pQEa1qz6z0no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/367184193/zach-galifianakis-is-hosting-saturday-night-live">soupsoup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ZACH GALIFIANAKIS is HOSTING Saturday Night Live on March 6</p> </blockquote> <p>So excited.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/368362064http://motherbacon.com/post/368362064Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:39:55 -0800snlcomediangalifianakistelevison<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fEJWoFfb3P0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fEJWoFfb3P0&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The Sizzler commercial that changed my life…ok not really, but still. (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/pwaff">pwaff</a>)</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/367680771http://motherbacon.com/post/367680771Tue, 02 Feb 2010 15:49:29 -0800sizzlercommercialtv<a href="http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/45924">10 Weird Celebrity Phobias</a>: <p>Who knew celebrities were such wimps.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/366094099http://motherbacon.com/post/366094099Mon, 01 Feb 2010 18:10:33 -0800celebritieswtfantiques<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SFYdNuHoG0c&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SFYdNuHoG0c&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/365457507/literal-music-video-of-the-day-michael-jacksons">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Literal Music Video of the Day:</b> Michael Jackson’s “Billie Jean” gets the literal lyrics treatment, courtesy of <a href="http://www.printfection.com/dasjr">DASjr</a> (of <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA">Literal Total Eclipse of the Heart</a> fame).</p> <p>[<a href="http://ohhaveyouseenthis.blogspot.com/2010/02/billie-jean-literal-version.html">hyst</a>.]</p> </blockquote> <p>These are so stupid, but I can’t get enough.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/365952163http://motherbacon.com/post/365952163Mon, 01 Feb 2010 16:50:08 -0800musicvideoparodymichael jackson<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DgLvT3yOF70&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DgLvT3yOF70&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Obama + Autotune = Politically Awesome.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/364703686http://motherbacon.com/post/364703686Sun, 31 Jan 2010 22:49:24 -0800obamaautotunemusicvideo<object width="400" height="324" id="1443736" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" alt="EMBED-Turkish Ice Cream Man free videos"><param name="movie" value="http://embed.break.com/MTQ0MzczNg==" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://embed.break.com/MTQ0MzczNg==" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="324"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>You gotta work for your ice cream.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/363951990http://motherbacon.com/post/363951990Sun, 31 Jan 2010 15:12:29 -0800ice creamturkeytricks<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx2ij3IVOn1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/361516522/hilarity-comics">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.comics.chickennation.com/2010/01/26/garf-eel/">Hilarity Comics</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>Already better than the original.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/361871800http://motherbacon.com/post/361871800Sat, 30 Jan 2010 12:44:56 -0800garf-eelcomicgarfield<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx0x26bpNv1qz7b4yo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.rocketboom.com/post/360066581/green-spandex-men-mocking-the-opposition-players">rocketboom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Green Spandex Men Mocking the Opposition Players - Canucks Vs Predators - 12.22.09 - HD</b></p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://bestrooftalkever.com/post/360060129/via-evangotlib-kevin">bestrooftalkever</a>: <a href="http://evangotlib.tumblr.com/post/360025467">evangotlib</a>: <a href="http://wtfispantone.com/post/360024028/green-men-are-everywhere-see-full-clip">kevin</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://motherbacon.com/post/360096025http://motherbacon.com/post/360096025Fri, 29 Jan 2010 12:41:18 -0800<a href="http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck">How to Suck at Facebook</a>: <p>Spot on, spot on.</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/358868604http://motherbacon.com/post/358868604Thu, 28 Jan 2010 18:30:34 -0800facebookusers<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwxu63xpqI1qzrj1to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I keep seeing advertisements for Mass Effect 2 and the main character is very similar to a doctor I know.</p> <p>What do you think?</p>http://motherbacon.com/post/357234437http://motherbacon.com/post/357234437Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:39:39 -0800mass effectgamesLOSTjack shephardcommander shephard““When that chute opens you feel like you’ve done something kings and queens can’t even spell.””<br/><br/> - <em><p>Gary Busey, on skydiving (via <a href="http://wtfispantone.com/">kevin</a>)</p> <p><i>Knowing that he is talking about skydiving still doesn’t help.</i></p></em>http://motherbacon.com/post/357185988http://motherbacon.com/post/357185988Wed, 27 Jan 2010 19:12:00 -0800gary buseywtfwowquoteskydiving<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwx3g17LOO1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedw.us/post/356407366/epicponyz">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://www.epicponyz.com/2010/01/they-see-me.html">epicponyz</a>.]</p> </blockquote>http://motherbacon.com/post/356758642http://motherbacon.com/post/356758642Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:45:48 -0800jk rowlingharry pottermotivation<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kww8beoaRU1qzrj1to1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Today’s Woot Shirt is mighty fine.</p> <p><a title="Shirt Woot" href="http://shirt.woot.com">Shirt.Woot.com</a></p>http://motherbacon.com/post/355752868http://motherbacon.com/post/355752868Tue, 26 Jan 2010 22:50:00 -0800wootshirtackbarit's a trapawesome<a href="http://thesnazzy.com/2010/01/my-obama-chia-pet-looks-like-don-knotts/">My Obama Chia Pet looks like Don Knotts</a>http://motherbacon.com/post/355735653http://motherbacon.com/post/355735653Tue, 26 Jan 2010 22:35:26 -0800don knottsdead comedianswtfchia pet